Seagulls Should Pay Taxes

Suggestion from Not Finley

Seagulls Should Pay Taxes... that's it.

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Suggestion from Not Finley

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Suggestion from Not Finley

Dear Canteen Staff

Suggestion from Ethan

Serve fried chicken wings and spaghetti bolognese with seasoning and less water. Thank you in advance.

SuperMan

Suggestion from Phil

Rule Britannia

Suggestion from Aidan

Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves! Britons never, never, never will be slaves. When Britain first, at heaven's command, Arose from out the azure main, This was the charter of the land, And Guardian Angels sang this strain: (Chorus) The nations not so blest as thee Must, in their turn, to tyrants fall, While thou shalt flourish great and free: The dread and envy of them all. (Chorus) Still more majestic shalt thou rise, More dreadful from each foreign stroke, As the loud blast that tears the skies Serves but to root thy native oak. (Chorus) Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame; All their attempts to bend thee down Will but arouse thy generous flame, But work their woe and thy renown. (Chorus) To thee belongs the rural reign; Thy cities shall with commerce shine; All thine shall be the subject main, And every shore it circles, thine. (Chorus) The Muses, still with freedom found, Shall to thy happy coasts repair. Blest isle! with matchless beauty crowned, And manly hearts to guard the fair. (Chorus) Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves! Britons never, never, never will be slaves.

Minecraft Facts

Suggestion from Lex

Early Development: Minecraft was initially released as "Cave Game" in 2009.
Inspired by Dwarf Fortress: The game drew inspiration from "Dwarf Fortress" and others.
Endermen Sounds: They're reversed English words.
Ocelots vs Creepers: Ocelots scare creepers away.
Education Edition: A version is used in classrooms.
The End: A late-game dimension with a final boss.
Herobrine: Never existed officially.
Size: Minecraft’s world is ~60,000 km wide!

Macbeth Essay

Suggestion from Theo

In Act 1, 7 Shakespeare shows how Lady Macbeth is ambitious and is determined to do the murder when Macbeth thinks about failing. One thing that shows this is “when you durst do it then you were a man”. This shows that she is trying to say he’s not a man like he used to be, that he’s not strong enough to do the deed and doesn’t deserve to be called a “man”. Shakespeare also presents Lady Macbeth in this scene to be ambitious and violent when she says “while it was smiling in my face, have plucked my nipple from his boneless gums and dash’d the brains out.” This shows that she would rather kill her baby than not go through with the plan. In this extract Lady Macbeth seems determined and ambitious and not like women should have been in the 1606 when the play was written. The first key moment where we see what Lady Macbeth will be like in the rest of the play is in Act 1, scene 5 when she gets the letter from Macbeth. The letter is very important because it shows how passionate she is to become queen and her husband king, so then she comes up with a plan. Shortly after that in Act 1, scene 7 (the extract) Lady Macbeth convinces Macbeth to kill King Duncan that night. Lady Macbeth explains her plan here and Macbeth changes his mind again. In the seventeenth century it wouldn’t be normal for a 2 woman to act like this, it would be about the man to make the plans and convince a woman how easy it would be to do it. The key message in this scene where Macbeth gets persuaded is when he says the four simple words “If we should fail?” to which Lady Macbeth replies “We fail?” Shakespeare uses Lady Macbeth here to show her desire for power and strongly say that it’s impossible to fail. In Act 1.5 when Lady Macbeth thought Macbeth wasn’t going to kill King Duncan because he was too kind, full of “the milk of human kindness”, she said “unsex me here”. This shows she wishes she was a man so she could kill King Duncan because she feels like she could kill him mentally just not physically. In Act 5. 1 Lady Macbeth starts to sleep walk because she can’t deal with the fact that her husband killed King Duncan and that it’s all her fault and she says “My bloody hands”. This shows she’s saying it’s her fault and she holds the guilt. This leads to her committing suicide in Act 5.5.

To Mr George

Suggestion from Noah

I created this website because why not. It was quite a pain getting DNS setup, it took 48 hours for it to reach Manchester's DNS servers and Virgin Media to refresh their DNS caches.